Twins Quickie Quiz!

 

NOTE: If you answer "C" to most of these, you're likely as bat-shit crazy as we are!

If you hear grunting and moaning that keeps you up all night long, you:

A. Live directly below a questionable online web-cam operation.

B. Are living in a 24-hour Gold's Gym.

C. Are parents of twins with acid reflux.

If you have a bruised sternum, sore jaw, crushed larynx, and flattened testicles, you:

A. Should have put in more than three days-worth of training prior to the amateur mixed-martial arts tournament at the biker bar.

B. Thought the bookie was just bullshitting you.

C. Have twins who have discovered the power of their hands and feet, but still don't have complete control over neck muscles.

If you take fewer than three showers a week and are fine with it, you:

A. Are just days away from starring in an episode of "Intervention".

B. Regularly say the words, "Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk, Go KU!" (Go Mizzou!)

C. Care for twins while your significant other goes to work....freshly showered.

If you are so covered in vomit that you don't even smell it, you:

A.  Are putting in overtime at "Liposuction Waste Removal & Storage".

B. Are just moments away from winning the "Dirty Ash Tray-Licking World Title".

C. Have twins who puke faster than you can do laundry.

If you find yourself violently whispering, "Ahhh, come on," you:

A. Flipped channels for an hour only to find an episode of "Law & Order" you've seen 10 times.

B. Are stuck behind "I-Need-48-Kinds-Of-Scratch-Off-Tickets" guy.

C. You barely type the "Face" in Facebook when one of them starts to cry.....again.